Stabbed in forehead by babysitter.
Passenger in an old bobcat when a Cadillac pulled out on front of us and cracked my head open pretty good.
Seafood restaurant cooked in almond oil which I'm very allergic to.
3 helicopter crashes
A terrible airborne jump screwed both knees and left solder
Last but not least...
Gotta hear the stabbed in head
I second this motion!!