What did I see? Mountain lion?

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rhart

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Oh, I forgot to mention that I pulled off the turnpike, got out of my car ran the cougar down, then wrestled it to the ground and castrated it with a pair of finger nail clippers. I lost my James Bond mini camera sometime during the wrestling match so I was unable to get a photo, but I did make the big cat pose for a charcoal pencil drawing. I wish my ex-wife hadn't taken it when she moved out so I could prove it to ya'll.

Now ya'll can really call me a liar because everyone knows I don't carry fingernail clippers. Or alternatively ya'll could say I was a great story teller along the lines of Davy Crocket or someone. Or that I'm a good bullshitter. To be a good liar requires a good memory which leaves me out since I have a terminal case of CRS!
 

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The guy that burned me on my 76vette used to raise Mountain lions and was showing them at carnivals etc..He went as far as to have the 2 pointy teeth in his mouth extended like big cat teeth
 

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