WOO HOO I am rich!

[smcgee10]

My manliness is so good it even reaches out across the oceans. I just got a couple emails. One from a woman in the Ukraine, two from women in Zimbabwe, and two from women in South Africa. They all want to send ME cold hard MONEY! Millions of dollars! Dang I bet you all wish you exerted my level of manliness. I think I will retire and buy all the guns I want with all those millions of dollars that will be waiting in my bank account.

This just in: I also won $600,000.00 in the Lottery National Special Global 2010 Promotional Drawing!

I can not believe it! My luck just keeps getting better and better!

That's it! Who wants to help me spend nearly $300 Million dollars?

 

[338Shooter]

With all that money cold you help me out? I need you to cash a personal check for me for $50,000 US. For doing this for me, you can keep 1/2 of the money for yourself. I write you a $50,000 check you give me $25,000. How's that sound?


Congrats!

 

[smcgee10]

Sure. But my check wont clear till yours does.

 

[HVYCHVY]

I wouldn't trrust the Zimbabwian claims...A million Zimbabwa dollars might be fifty cents US.

 

[BadgeBunny]

My manliness is so good it even reaches out across the oceans. I just got a couple emails. One from a woman in the Ukraine, two from women in Zimbabwe, and two from women in South Africa. They all want to send ME cold hard MONEY! Millions of dollars! Dang I bet you all wish you exerted my level of manliness. I think I will retire and buy all the guns I want with all those millions of dollars that will be waiting in my bank account.

This just in: I also won $600,000.00 in the Lottery National Special Global 2010 Promotional Drawing!

I can not believe it! My luck just keeps getting better and better!

That's it! Who wants to help me spend nearly $300 Million dollars?

... I hate to break this to you but either these gals don't care about manliness, or I need to have some "work" done cuz a couple of them contacted me too ...

 

[nich018]

watch out for incoming relatives.

 

[woolworh]

I hate those emails.

 

[Bruno2]

I think the Ukranian one sounds legit. The others seem a little fishy though.