Dont clench your butt in Deming New Mexico

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Interesting. By you standards, if a woman likes rough sex she deserves to be raped.

See, your mistake is using logic to argue with him. He'll realize how crappy his statements are and start trying to change it up to tell you he was just yanking your chain for stimulating conversation or to "make you think".
 

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Considering that the hospital is in a different county (where, presumably, the Deming PD has no jurisdiction), and that a doctor in an emergency room in Deming itself refused to perform the procedure(s) on the grounds that they were "unethical" (per the original news report), I wouldn't think they'd have a leg to stand on--but stranger things have happened.

If Deming's officers weren't acting according to the law, then they were simply armed thugs (I'm not saying they were, but it could be argued that since they were armed and if they were demanding a legally sketchy procedure in the first place, illegal is illegal no matter whose jurisdiction you're in).

Edited I just realized that if they were doing this, then they were no longer acting as Deming PD officers. Sorry, I'm missing my coffee this morning and suffering for it. :)
 

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Wife brought up something I did not think about, next time they pick this guy up on a drug charge, just let him eat about a dozen of those sugar free gummi bears that Veggie posted a link to. :D :D

Here they are,

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-...product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/?tag=vglnkc7770-20

OMG, I was in Denver's airport and went to into a candy store. I try to eat pretty healthy and I saw they had sugar free gummies. Well of course I had to load up since I had never seen those before. About 30 minutes later and probably a pound of gummies later, I felt like I was going to die and it felt like I had a cement block in my stomach. I was in the airplanes bathroom for probably an hour. LMAO, Never again.

Amazon Review :
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!

First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

I had FIVE POUNDS of these innocent-looking delicious-tasting HELLBEARS so I told a friend about what happened to me, thinking it HAD to be some type of sensitivity I had to the sugar substitute, and in spite of my warnings and graphic descriptions, she decided to take her chances and take them off my hands.

Silly woman. All of the same for her, and a phone call from her while on the toilet (because you kinda end up living in the bathroom for a spell) telling me she really wished she would have listened. I think she was crying.

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

If you order these, best of luck to you. And please, don't post a video review during the aftershocks.
 

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See, your mistake is using logic to argue with him. He'll realize how crappy his statements are and start trying to change it up to tell you he was just yanking your chain for stimulating conversation or to "make you think".

I know. I'd call him a f@kcing idiot but that would be a personal attack. Funny how he thinks that weed is evil but rape is acceptable.
 

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Funny how you guys are so swift to call this rape just because it has to do with drugs.

Here is the main part you are missing, we do not know all the facts. Period, end of sentence. We were not there to see it (thank God) We do not know what was happening, if the guy was telling the cops involved they will never find the drugs, etc, etc, etc. All we know is what he and his lawyer says happened.

You guys are always so quick to take the side of the "victim" based solely on news accounts, yet most of you regularly blast the media for being wrong.

You can call me a f@kcing idiot if you wish because frankly coming from some of you guys, it is the highest praise. If the idiots think you are an idiot you must be doing something right. Have a nice evening. :D
 

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Funny how you guys are so swift to call this rape just because it has to do with drugs.

Here is the main part you are missing, we do not know all the facts. Period, end of sentence. We were not there to see it (thank God) We do not know what was happening, if the guy was telling the cops involved they will never find the drugs, etc, etc, etc. All we know is what he and his lawyer says happened.

You guys are always so quick to take the side of the "victim" based solely on news accounts, yet most of you regularly blast the media for being wrong.

You can call me a f@kcing idiot if you wish because frankly coming from some of you guys, it is the highest praise. If the idiots think you are an idiot you must be doing something right. Have a nice evening. :D

Entering a person's anal cavity against their will is rape.
 
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