Annie panties? Speaking of colored undies, I remember when fruit of the loom started producing red underwear. Something about them, combined with my sweat, made wearing them a torture session. It was only the red underwear that chaffed my crotch area. I never figured that one out! I was able to use that as an excuse to get out of working the pit at the oil change shop. My boss never questioned me or asked to see proof. LMAOThe answer to this problem is granny panties. "Real" elastic waist bands, 100% cotton, an extra layer of fabric in the crotch to help with swamp ass. Seriously guys ... AND you can get them in a really pretty pastel shades if you tire of plain ol' white.