Bad Underwear!

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FredNOk

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The answer to this problem is granny panties. "Real" elastic waist bands, 100% cotton, an extra layer of fabric in the crotch to help with swamp ass. Seriously guys ... AND you can get them in a really pretty pastel shades if you tire of plain ol' white.
Annie panties? Speaking of colored undies, I remember when fruit of the loom started producing red underwear. Something about them, combined with my sweat, made wearing them a torture session. It was only the red underwear that chaffed my crotch area. I never figured that one out! I was able to use that as an excuse to get out of working the pit at the oil change shop. My boss never questioned me or asked to see proof. LMAO
 

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Us beer-bellied guys find that it is necessary to wear suspenders to keep our drawers up.

I was posting this to be funny, but now that I see it in writing, maybe not such a bad idea. I'll let you know.
 

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Us beer-bellied guys find that it is necessary to wear suspenders to keep our drawers up.

I was posting this to be funny, but now that I see it in writing, maybe not such a bad idea. I'll let you know.

Underwear suspenders is not such a bad idea so long as you can undo the suspenders to expose the necessary - eh - exhaust port without completely stripping.

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I wear ex-officio . Some pairs are going on 7 years. They cost more but they last. They also put the seams where they won't chaff. Also none of that sissy band stuff.


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My newer pairs seem not as nice as the older, but I’ve still not worn a single pair out. Some 6 years old. All I wear.
 

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