Spata caught a charge for a BDSM encounter that went sideways, Purplehaze hasn't been seen since this year's Burning Man, S4F is busy working as a counselor for a drug and alcohol rehab, Lonnie's life has been kinda crazy since he came out of the closet on here, not sure about the others. They are probably running for office.
Knowing your penchant for sarcastic comments, I'm curios as to whether any of what you just wrote is true.