And that has what to do with anything? Jealousy, perhaps?
I'll put it this way: when I've taken the day off from work to receive a package, stuck around the house all day, and the doorbell never rings, but a little yellow-and-brown note appears on my door saying "attempted delivery, no answer," well, I just can't take y'all seriously.
Show of hands: who else has had a similar experience?
Your like me. The door bell doesn't work.