LOL I guess I forgot I had replied to this thread last year. My G/f now lives with me and still says "un-thaw"
LOL I guess I forgot I had replied to this thread last year. My G/f now lives with me and still says "un-thaw"
My wife says "I wish you held me like you hold those guns!"
Another one she uses "wanna poke?" from a movie, lonesome dove I think.
Another one she uses "wanna poke?" from a movie, lonesome dove I think.
"Quit blowing bubbles in your milk with that straw, you are not a cappuccino machine."
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"Daddy, come look!"
*3yo daughter, going potty, dips down and dunks her butt in the toilet water*
"My bottom was thirsty!"
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"Daddy, come look!"
*3yo daughter, going potty, dips down and dunks her butt in the toilet water*
"My bottom was thirsty!"
My Grandma used to always tell my sister "Quit bottleassin' around before you break something"
How about the old standard
My wife (she who must be obeyed) to me "Not tonite baby I'm too tired/I've got a headache." "I'm putting my foot down."
Me to my kids 2 and 4 yrs old "Do you want me to punch me in the throat?" "ask your mother."
My mother in law to me "do you want me to kick your butt?" me to my mother in law " do you want me to bend down so you can?"
My wife (she who must be obeyed) to me "Not tonite baby I'm too tired/I've got a headache." "I'm putting my foot down."
Me to my kids 2 and 4 yrs old "Do you want me to punch me in the throat?" "ask your mother."
My mother in law to me "do you want me to kick your butt?" me to my mother in law " do you want me to bend down so you can?"
I learned closing the lid is worse than leaving the seat up and that putting saran wrap under the seat is a fireable offense.
Will it bother you if I **** you while you are reading?? (Actually, it's a cartoon in this month's Playboy ... but for some odd reason GC thought it was hysterical ... hmmmmm ...)
Me- "please don't get in your tanning bed."
Her- roll eyes.
Background.. Since we have a 6 yr old in the house we use code for things. My wife will ask me to "pick her back" when she is feeling frisky. That way, the kid won't come and beat on the locked door. A couple of months ago she was explaining to him that the reason that she gets into the tanning bed is that it keeps her back from breaking out and that No, he doesn't need to get into the tanning bed cause he doesn't get pimples on his back. So now, every time she goes to get in her tanning bed a tell her "please don't get into your tanning bed"
Her- roll eyes.
Background.. Since we have a 6 yr old in the house we use code for things. My wife will ask me to "pick her back" when she is feeling frisky. That way, the kid won't come and beat on the locked door. A couple of months ago she was explaining to him that the reason that she gets into the tanning bed is that it keeps her back from breaking out and that No, he doesn't need to get into the tanning bed cause he doesn't get pimples on his back. So now, every time she goes to get in her tanning bed a tell her "please don't get into your tanning bed"
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