me to the 5yo: "Computers perform instructions. They only do what someone tells them to do."
the 4yo opens the door to my room, yells: "COMPUTER! TURN! ON!"
the 4yo opens the door to my room, yells: "COMPUTER! TURN! ON!"
"See my new nightgown?"
"I like it. Might wanna put that tit away if someone knocks, tho. UPS runs late sometimes."
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