"I'm gonna knock you down, beat you up, read you your rights and beat you up again."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMW9G6x2Olg
You're with the police department?? NO, no, no, no. I AM the police department!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMejyN7vfPE&feature=related
"There's someone I've been neglecting ..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6njZrkBwt00&feature=related
And last but certainly not least ...
"I don't think. That's what makes me a good cop."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFh09hF6qlA