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ignerntbend

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Has anybody heard about the speech Barry's fixin to give next month? It will be before a joint session of congress and all the liberal tv will be showing it. Is that right? There hadn't no other preznit done that has there? What can we do to stop it? how can we defend against it?
 

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Done many times, but this will be a first for new technology. This new technology will allow Obama to lie and blame at a pace never seen before by any human.


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Welcome aboard the Obama express, Rick!

It's not too late to purchase the Kindle edition of our Dear Leader's story in time for the holidays:

It's hard to remember the dark days before 2008. It was a time of hatred, racism, violence, obese children, war, untaxed rich people, and incandescent light bulbs -- perhaps the worst days we had ever seen. And at the heart of it all was a thuggish, thoughtless man, George W. Bush, who lashed out angrily at whatever he didn't understand -- and he understood so very little. Then there was that laugh of his -- that horrible snicker that mocked everything intelligent and nuanced. Also, he looked like a chimp.

It seemed like the end for the United States of America. We would crumble in the hands of vicious, superstitious dimwits determined to hunt "ter'ists" or other figments of Bush's rotten mind. There was nothing left to do but head to Whole Foods to prepare our organic, sustainable, fair-trade last meal as the country ended around us. Despair had overtaken us, and we wondered aloud whether we could ever feel hope again.

And then a man emerged who firmly answered, "Yes we can!"

Oh, but Barack Obama was no mere man. He was a paragon of intelligence and civilized society. A savior to the world's depressed. A lightbringer. A genius thinking thoughts the common man could never hope to comprehend. And his words -- his beautiful words read from crystal panes -- reached down to our souls and told us all would be well. With the simple act of casting a ballot for Barack Obama, we could make the world an immeasurably better place -- a world of peace, of love, of understanding, of unicorns, of rainbows, of expanded entitlements. This was his promise. And now, having had him as president for more than two years, we can say without reservation that he has delivered all his promises and more and is the best president this country -- or any country -- has ever had or could even imagine to have.
http://www.amazon.com/Obama-Greatest-President-Everything-ebook/dp/B005UD1GWI
 

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I am still rolling on the floor from his 60 Minutes interview where he basically said he was the 4th best president of modern times. Funny how that part was cut from the broadcast, but someone saved it and it is making the rounds.
 

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ignerntbend said:
Has anybody heard about the speech Barry's fixin to give next month? It will be before a joint session of congress and all the liberal tv will be showing it. Is that right? There hadn't no other preznit done that has there? What can we do to stop it? how can we defend against it?

That clearly sounds like an abuse of power. Who has ever heard of the like.
 

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