Phrases you heard through the years........

[Shootum]

Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot - one of many that I heard from my Mother in Law.

 

[JB Books]

Ready as a policeman's billyclub

Hotter than a sheriff's pistol.

Be on you like a duck on a junebug.

More money than Ben Gump.

Jimminey Christmas

 

[Honeybee]

that man is sharp as a marble.

 

[been]

theres enough people in here to make a Tarzan movie!

 

[hipshot]

One of my grandfathers would say "Well I'll be John Brown" Instead of using a cuss word.

Or my Dad's favorite " Well saw my legs off and call me shorty"

 

[Bear88SS]

"You keep your pants on and no one will notice", useful in a variety of scenarios.

 

[OKMike]

Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot - one of many that I heard from my Mother in Law.

with the instructions wrote on the bottom of the heel

 

[Hawgman]

"That makes about as much sence as braille on a steering wheel."

 

[Hump66]

Instead of swearing my dad always said "Well kiss a fat baby!"

 

[OKMike]

"humped up like a show dog"
"sharp as a tack"
"crazy as a peach orchard bore"
"crazy as a loon"
"wound up tighter than an B string"