Pino Noir? Long walks on the beach? Huffing ordinary household products?

[ignerntbend]

Shoot me a PM. This offer won't last.

 

[WhiteyMacD]

You could raffle it.

 

[ignerntbend]

I was gonna "climb a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend my sister's honor", but I thought better of it.

 

[HMFIC]

Gals like you don't come around often...

If I weren't already off the market, I'd offer a dowry of two hairless goats, 5 tanned rabbit pelts, and a fully restored jon boat.