Pregnancy Snores!!!!!!!!!!

[WhiteyMacD]

Who knows what I am talking about?

Wear earplugs and I miss my alarm.
Don't wear earplugs I go into sleep deficit.
Anything but my bed and I wake up crippled.

I think its time for a 10th nightcap.

 

[nic6]

Ha, I have good news! It does not last forever. However my wife snored like a damn freight train before pregnancy, during was worse, but after...all nice and quiet. All the horror stories I heard about things that change after pregnancy, well I think I am the luckiest man in the world.

 

[pinkhamr]

I snore louder then she does .........

 

[Danny Tanner]

Who knows what I am talking about?

Wear earplugs and I miss my alarm.
Don't wear earplugs I go into sleep deficit.
Anything but my bed and I wake up crippled.

I think its time for a 10th nightcap.

I have a nice, comfy trampoline in my backyard that goes unused during the night, that way you can get some peaceful rest. I'll leave the gate unlocked so she can get in and out.

 

[Jwryan84]

I hear ya, I got 2 months to go.

 

[dru]

how bout sleeping in another room?

 

[LightningCrash]

Who knows what I am talking about?

Wear earplugs and I miss my alarm.
Don't wear earplugs I go into sleep deficit.
Anything but my bed and I wake up crippled.

I think its time for a 10th nightcap.

it will all be over soon

my toddlers wake up at 5:30am and come running into the room yelling "I'M AWAKE DADDY I'M AWAKE!"

 

[WhiteyMacD]

This is my second... either I drank more through the first pregnancy, or it wasnt this bad.

 

[Mos Eisley]

Mine has always snored.

Hint: It's really hard to hear and eventually goes away if you hold a pillow over her face real tight.

 

[kroberts2131]

When my wife was pregnant I could hold the strangest conversations in the world with her. One night there were black elves trying to break in through the garbage disposal. I recorded it all on my phone and played it back for her. Funniest thing ever. She just went on and on about how I need to stop them without running the disposal.