Kind of sounds like your dad was a slow learner.
When my nurses ask me how old I am I reply, Too Damn!
I prefer to say that I'm NOT older than dirt, but dirt does call me "Sir."
No sir considering I’ve got a brother older than my mom. Lol. Dad married 4 times and so far there’s 8 of us kids out of 5 different women. His first born (that we know of) was born in ‘57 and his last born (that we know of) was born in ‘88. Yep number 8 is actually number 3, or is it 4, but he is considered number 8 since he just found the rest of us and dad 2 or 3 years ago. Lmao.
I’m 57. I tell people I’m 399, because I age in dog years. I’ve always felt much older than I am. I married a woman 11 years older than me. We met when I was 22. She told me she was 29. Figured it out after she remained 29 for 5 years. The most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my life.
You sure she wasn’t checking to see if you get a senior citizen discount?
Or, maybe she was looking for a "sugar daddy?"
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