Thanks I haven't laughed that hard in along time i needed it.
No way that could happen here! Not possible! Not in our little bubble!
(looks around) Where's my flouride infused Kool-Aid? Ahhh, there it is, what time does Inside Edition come on?
Does anyone know who got eliminated on Americas' got Talent tonight?
Oh S**t, im missing the GAME!
NOM NOM NOM
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