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Strategies for Aisle-Blockers at WalMart

Discussion in 'Stupid Stuff' started by Dale00, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. MacFromOK

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    This, and about the same ratio.

    The only time I recall getting a negative response was at a small grocery store, where an older lady was diligently inspecting cuts of meat. Her cart was in front of the area I was interested in (and not where she was looking).

    After waiting a bit, I said something like "Excuse me Ma'am, can you please move your cart?"

    You'd think I insulted her, her heritage, her kids, and any future generations. She never said a word, just grabbed the cart and completely left the area in a huff.

    But IME, folks are mostly nice if you're polite.
     
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    Crop dusting is fun in a noisy crowded casino slot machine aisle. No one hears a thing because it’s noisy and their attention is locked in on their game. I can reach the end of the aisle and slowly turn around and watch them glare at each other as if the other person was to blame.
     
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    I can't get past the smell of cigarette smoke in casinos!
     
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    I eat a few hot garlic pickles before entering into Wallyworld. One projection of my breath with an exhale usually clears the aisle about 15 ft in front of me.
     
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    I don't shower for a couple weeks before I go to Wal Mart
     
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    In my best Ludacris voice...
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    Goose em
     
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    :explode::drunk5::eek2:
     
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    I send 3 rounds into the deck and all the sudden the lanes open up.

    In all seriousness, if you're looking for anyone to be courteous, polite or otherwise kind to their fellow man at walmart.... well.... it must be your first time to visit a Walmart.
     
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    Next time you go to walmart, call me first.
     

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