If you hate when the better half taks you to the mall try this...
As she browses the ladies clothing find the biggest pair of ladies underwaer and pull them on over your jeans...Up as far as you can (At LEAST to the middle of youe chest and then ask LOUDLY...."How ya like these Honey". You will be out of the mall before her face returns to it's natural color and you will NOT be asked to return to that horrid place.
As she browses the ladies clothing find the biggest pair of ladies underwaer and pull them on over your jeans...Up as far as you can (At LEAST to the middle of youe chest and then ask LOUDLY...."How ya like these Honey". You will be out of the mall before her face returns to it's natural color and you will NOT be asked to return to that horrid place.