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and always roll it towards you so whatever is under it will be on the oppsite side from you. same with anything flat, reach across and raise the far side up then look over it.
+1
and always roll it towards you so whatever is under it will be on the oppsite side from you. same with anything flat, reach across and raise the far side up then look over it.
Swear on everything true story here.
I was about 5-6 years old. I was in the back of my mom's car (brown Ford Grenada) as we were going down the highway on a trip to the city, for shopping and such with my aunt. It was warm out so we had all the windows down. I got an itch on my crotch, so I scratch it. Well, suddenly it feels like somebody is striking my crotch with an orange hot ball-peen hammer. I start screaming, crying and panicking, my mom and aunt in the front seat flipping out. I rip off my seat belt, stand up andmyank down my pants and underwear and going to town, without mercy, on my sausage and strawberries is this:
My aunt takes a couple of swats at it, finally knocks it onto the floorboard of the car and squishes it with something. I remember getting to Target and going into the bathroom to pee and I told my younger brother to go use the stall instead of the urinal next to me because I didn't want pee to shoot out of my many sting holes.
Up until last spring when I got stung in the neck by a bee, that was the only time I've ever been stung by anything.
I was about 5-6 years old. I was in the back of my mom's car (brown Ford Grenada) as we were going down the highway on a trip to the city, for shopping and such with my aunt. It was warm out so we had all the windows down. I got an itch on my crotch, so I scratch it. Well, suddenly it feels like somebody is striking my crotch with an orange hot ball-peen hammer. I start screaming, crying and panicking, my mom and aunt in the front seat flipping out. I rip off my seat belt, stand up andmyank down my pants and underwear and going to town, without mercy, on my sausage and strawberries is this:
My aunt takes a couple of swats at it, finally knocks it onto the floorboard of the car and squishes it with something. I remember getting to Target and going into the bathroom to pee and I told my younger brother to go use the stall instead of the urinal next to me because I didn't want pee to shoot out of my many sting holes.
Up until last spring when I got stung in the neck by a bee, that was the only time I've ever been stung by anything.
Some folks have to pay for action like that.
Swear on everything true story here.
I was about 5-6 years old. I was in the back of my mom's car (brown Ford Grenada) as we were going down the highway on a trip to the city, for shopping and such with my aunt. It was warm out so we had all the windows down. I got an itch on my crotch, so I scratch it. Well, suddenly it feels like somebody is striking my crotch with an orange hot ball-peen hammer. I start screaming, crying and panicking, my mom and aunt in the front seat flipping out. I rip off my seat belt, stand up andmyank down my pants and underwear and going to town, without mercy, on my sausage and strawberries is this:
My aunt takes a couple of swats at it, finally knocks it onto the floorboard of the car and squishes it with something. I remember getting to Target and going into the bathroom to pee and I told my younger brother to go use the stall instead of the urinal next to me because I didn't want pee to shoot out of my many sting holes.
Up until last spring when I got stung in the neck by a bee, that was the only time I've ever been stung by anything.
that explains it
Hey Danny, never had that one, but when I was in 5th grade,we were playing kick ball and I walked ouy from behind the backstop, and somehow inhaled a bee that stung me on the tip of my tongue as I flipped it out..Nice to see someone else has my weird kind of luck!
my grandma swollowed a bee and had to go to the ER
If I had a dime for everytime I've been stung on the nipple by a scorpion......
hmmmm Im not sure what I expected when I opened this thread to read but I admit none of this was it....
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