I tell you what, Books. If you were to buy this place on the open market, Not available in stores, you'd expect to pay forty five hundred dollars. I'll buy it for not three thousand dollars, Not for two thousand dollars, or even for one thousand dollars. I'll buy it for four payments of just thirty nine ninty nine. BUT if I act now (and I will) I'll buy it for just two payments of $39.99.
I'll ban all these motherfukcers. I'll sit in here talking to myself.
I'll go in halves and we can talk to each other.