No but then I do not believe in any organized religion.
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No but then I do not believe in any organized religion.
I would like to give you this rare opportunity to worship me. I believe my religion is superior to all the others and let me explain how: the top tier plan is the express elevator to heaven. With this plan you get all the bells and whistles. 72 virgins of your choice (while supplies last), streets paved with gold, all glory all the time, at one with nature etc. Basically what the other religions offer is available in a one stop shop.
The top tier plan is a mere 2000 dollars a month and is guaranteed to get you into Haze's heaven. What other religion offers you a lifetime guarantee? Slots are filling up fast so reserve one while you can. The phone lines are open.
I have a buddy who last time the Jehovas came to his house, the conversation went like this:
Buddy: So uh, you're Jehovas huh?
Jehovas: Yes sir, we'd like talk to you if you have a few moments.
Buddy: Don't y'all believe that exactly 144,000 people get into heaven?
Jehovas: Yes sir, that is what it says in Revelation 14:15
Buddy: And just how many members do y'all have?
Jehovas: We are proud to say that over 18 million participated in our last annual memorial service!
Buddy: Hmm. Sounds like you're all full up. <door slams>
If I were absolutely in love with her, I would. After all, according to the Bible, we're all saved anyway.
WOW!! The only thing I got offered was the chance to not speak unless spoken too (except by the servants ... of course ... ) and to never have to travel unescorted again ...
So your a non believer?I couldn't and wouldn't become a believer for any woman or marriage.