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Danny Tanner

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I don't like cologne or perfume. Not to say that I don't like when other people wear it, I just prefer not to and I prefer my women to not wear it. I prefer to smell clean rather than aromatic. I use natural soaps that have manlier scents, like tea tree oil, mint, clove, etc. I don't mind women that wear body spray, as long as it's not heavily scented like chemicals and has more natural aromas, like cucumber melon.
 

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I seriously had to laugh at this product's somewhat tacky description:

Sex Panther Cologne. Offically Licensed Anchorman product.Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to every ounce of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do I know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and even possibly Beaver. Ron Burgandy. 60% of the time, it works every time.
 

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When I was a younger man and my daughter was two or three years old one of my sons got into my POLO cologne. When he had her smell him she said, "You smell like my Daddy!" What can I say she is thirty something and I still smell like her Daddy.
 

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