Do you know how to create a libertarian? Just take a conservative and remove all common sense. And remember, never get between a libertarian and his hookers and blow.
Good one!
Now hand in your taxes so we can keep you safe, and send your kids overseas, and make sure the scary homosexuals don't get you, and make sure you hire the right people, and you we know much better than you what things you should be allowed to buy, do, smoke, go,watch, ride, build, say...
Above all: Be Patriotic.