Be very, very quiet...a new conspiracy so vast is afoot. Do not go to Walmart--ever! They are detention centers in disguise. Also, if you could pick one up and look under it, as you would a shoebox, say, you will find a couple of thousand Chi-Com troops hiding in the caverns below each Walmart store. Didn't know about the caverns, did ya? Nor, I suspect, about the "fire lanes" that are actually landing sites for the black helicopters. There's so much more to tell....
Well, then, tell us more! This is getting interesting!
Woody