Seriously, this is one of the things wrong with the world today. You are not special to anyone but your mom ... Narrowing your job prospects to car buffer at Red Carpet or fry cook and busboy at some dive in Valley Brook is not "showing your individuality and creativity", it's just dumb ... Grow the F up, put some neat, clean clothes on, wash your hair, shave and look like you care about yourself for 8 hours a day ... Sheesh ...
Excellent.