Am I the only one?

[Gadsden]

Sorry, I apologize to the OP. I know this is not on topic, but after seeing the title of the thread this song immediately came to mind and I couldn't resist not posting it.

 

[Johnny]

I have a ZT0452CF with a S35VN blade that suffers from this too.

I keep a stone in my drawer at work to touch it up every week.

 

[Louro]

First, I lather her up in oil, I get her wet, dripping wet. Then I slowly caress her along the coarseness of my stone. Slowly moving back and forth, periodically shifting positions until the first of my desired results are achieved. This is a learning process for me and for her because I’m unsure of her previous bents and blade edge. Moving along and applying additional oil I begin to slowly caress her again on the finer surface of my stone until she begs me to stop, but I know better. I have more to offer her so I apply a generous amount of oil again to the warmth of her blade and apply it to the smoothest of my stone. Gently moving it back and forth, admiring the beauty before me and with a few more gentle caresses along the smooth and especially hard stone I bring her to her fullest potential and, disregarding her plea’s for me to stop I break out the leather.
Now and only now is she ready for nut cutting.

Do you use long or short strokes? LOL

 

[okierider]

First, I lather her up in oil, I get her wet, dripping wet. Then I slowly caress her along the coarseness of my stone. Slowly moving back and forth, periodically shifting positions until the first of my desired results are achieved. This is a learning process for me and for her because I’m unsure of her previous bents and blade edge. Moving along and applying additional oil I begin to slowly caress her again on the finer surface of my stone until she begs me to stop, but I know better. I have more to offer her so I apply a generous amount of oil again to the warmth of her blade and apply it to the smoothest of my stone. Gently moving it back and forth, admiring the beauty before me and with a few more gentle caresses along the smooth and especially hard stone I bring her to her fullest potential and, disregarding her plea’s for me to stop I break out the leather.
Now and only now is she ready for nut cutting.

You needed a cigarette after that little story dintcha!!

 

[Jcann]

You guys are thinking dirty thoughts, I’m just explaining how to sharpen a knife

 

[Jcann]

You needed a cigarette after that little story dintcha!!

And a glass of TX Bourbon