It's an especially long way for an old lady to swim.
I like old ladies. How 'bout you?
I like old ladies. How 'bout you?
I like old ladies. How 'bout you?
Nope. They smell funny.
Obviously you're not an old rodeo clown. If you were, you're nose would have been broken enough times that your olfactory senses would be impaired.
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