My grandfather had some good ones:
Colder than a well diggers ass.
Fatter than a wagon dog.
Colder than a well diggers ass.
Fatter than a wagon dog.
Harder than a wedding prick.
" It's a good thing I'm sober "
Ready as a policeman's billy club.
Don't know s**t from Shinola.
Don't know s**t from wild honey.
Don't know come here from sic em.
Don't know s**t from Shinola.
Don't know s**t from wild honey.
Don't know come here from sic em.
"you must've thought it, cause you didn't have time to go to sleep and dream it".
"there you go thinking again when you're not used to it".
"colder than a witches tit in a brass bra".
"slicker than snot on a brass door knob".
"so scared you couldn't drive a toothpick up his ass with a sledge hammer".
"there you go thinking again when you're not used to it".
"colder than a witches tit in a brass bra".
"slicker than snot on a brass door knob".
"so scared you couldn't drive a toothpick up his ass with a sledge hammer".
Busier than a $2 whore.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
Hotter than a two peckered billy goat.
Hotter than a sheriff's pistol.
Be on you like a duck on a June bug
I'll build a boot shop in your butt
Be on you like a duck on a June bug
I'll build a boot shop in your butt
Hotern a two peckered goat smellin ath in a pepper patch.
