Passing gas...
When you do it: "Who sh*t where I'm standing?" (hick I knew from Georgia)
When someone asks who did it: "A dog farts, he smells his own" (that was my parents and grandparents)
Euphemisms (do these count?) for nature calling...
- Gotta see a man about a horse
- Dropping Obama at the oval office (this existed long before he took office, insert Clinton, Bush, etc. Always wanted to hear a girl say it about our last Prez :-)
- Gotta go Rhino-line the toilet
- Taking the Browns to the Superbowl (so old)
- Droppin' the kids off at the pool (even older)
- Puttin' a Chief on sea duty (Navy expression I heard someone use)
Sorry, if I brought ya'll down to my level.
When you do it: "Who sh*t where I'm standing?" (hick I knew from Georgia)
When someone asks who did it: "A dog farts, he smells his own" (that was my parents and grandparents)
Euphemisms (do these count?) for nature calling...
- Gotta see a man about a horse
- Dropping Obama at the oval office (this existed long before he took office, insert Clinton, Bush, etc. Always wanted to hear a girl say it about our last Prez :-)
- Gotta go Rhino-line the toilet
- Taking the Browns to the Superbowl (so old)
- Droppin' the kids off at the pool (even older)
- Puttin' a Chief on sea duty (Navy expression I heard someone use)
Sorry, if I brought ya'll down to my level.
" slicker than owl Sh#* "
My late mother to my youngest brother, one time when he smarted off to her, "You SHUT your mouth when you talk to me!"
Became a family joke.
Became a family joke.
When we would finally get on the road... "We're off! like a herd of turtles with iron in our girdles"
Not from my family but when I moved to Oklahoma I heard "stupider than a runned over dawg" Pure poetry!
Not from my family but when I moved to Oklahoma I heard "stupider than a runned over dawg" Pure poetry!
In the bodily function category...
For urination...
Drain the lizard
Gotta go see a man about a horse
Gotta go water the flowers/hedge/plants/tree... you get the idea
For defecation...
Drop the kids off at the pool
Go cut a turd
Lay a landmine
Christen the head
Drop the Marines off at the beach
And my personal favorite... Gotta go insert a SEAL team.
One of my Best Friends ever was a SEAL for 15yrs and I absolutely Love saying that around him. He just laughs and responds with a 'F*ck You' in the most loving manner possible LOL.
For urination...
Drain the lizard
Gotta go see a man about a horse
Gotta go water the flowers/hedge/plants/tree... you get the idea
For defecation...
Drop the kids off at the pool
Go cut a turd
Lay a landmine
Christen the head
Drop the Marines off at the beach
And my personal favorite... Gotta go insert a SEAL team.
One of my Best Friends ever was a SEAL for 15yrs and I absolutely Love saying that around him. He just laughs and responds with a 'F*ck You' in the most loving manner possible LOL.
An old guy I knew used to say, "I got a mule that won't plow" whenever his car broke down.
