How about a Utah goes full tard thread??

[TerryMiller]

Utah. It’s like a whole other country.

Perhaps so, but it is gorgeous country out there. Most of the people we knew when we lived out there were very similar to the folks here.

 

[Chief Sapulpa]

Sign zee papers auld mann. C and C

 

[druryj]

Kentucky Governor to Utah Governor:
"Oh yeah? You think that your silly little text message thingee is showing the subj...I mean...citizens who's boss huh? Well, that's nuthin'! In Kentucky, we're gonna take down the license plate numbers of any of the peasa...I mean...citizens that dare ignore MY ORDERS and go to church on Easter Sunday and ORDER them to self-quarantine for 14 days.

Utah Governor to Kentucky Governor: Oh; whatever! You're just mad you didn't think of my text message idea first! Heck, it wouldn't work in your Kingd...uh ... I mean...in your state anyway; most of those ignernut hillbillies in Kentucky can't read anyway!"

 

[Poke78]

No there is/was nothing funny at all about growing up in that environment.

A Kansas cousin ended up at Hill AFB with her husband who is an AF officer and hated every minute of being there for always being the outsider. Non-conformity is squashed in every way and every day.