How not to score points with the wife

[rhodesbe]

"What did you do at work today?"
"Ruby."
"Ruby better be some sort of computer thing."
"It's a programming language."

next day:
"How was work?"
"Oh I was screwing with Ruby all day."
"They should name that something else."

Ruby on Rails, for extra kink.

 

[Electrician Mike]

Got this in a text message yesterday:

"Marriage, betting someone half your **** that you'll love them forever"

 

[Electrician Mike]

Holy crap were still in grade school. It automaticaly edited it out when I typed ****.

 

[dennishoddy]

Holy crap were still in grade school. It automaticaly edited it out when I typed ****.

You have to be selective in how you type it. Use $$ for ss

 

[Mr.357Sig]

You forgot to tell her, "I told you so!".

 

[csiedmond1]

Lol, lesson learned!!!

 

[ItsOnlyMoney]

Not really. It just has to be done properly. "You really don't look your age. Not saying your lying sweetheart, but I need to see your birth certificate before I get arrested." Or "Your mother is completely wrong, your weight is perfect, and you are stunning and awesome."

See guys. It's not that hard. This is exactly right.

 

[tntrex]

You need to read the book.
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Thank you for the laugh. That's funny chit right there.

 

[kinggabby]

You need to read the book.
[Broken External Image]

And I bet the last page of the book says you have to buy the revised edition saying the rules have changed yet again.

 

[ExtremistPullup]

Wife:I don't want to go out I look like ****
Me: that's ok

She never forgot that one. Lol