OHP rubbed me the wrong way today

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NikatKimber

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Yeah... but when I closed this thread, and saw 2 other "pulled over" threads... I did think "not again..." but then, both of them were joke threads too. So we're all goooood.
 

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I got pulled over once. The LEO walked up to my window and I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

So I said, "Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?"

He replied, "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo'. Liscense and registration and step out of the car. Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are."

To which I responded, " I ain't steppin out of chit all my paper's legit."

He asks me, "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

I said, "Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back, and I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that."

He said, "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?
Or somebody important or somethin'?"

I said, "Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit, enough that you won't illegally search my chit."

He said, "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

See, I got 99 problems and the fuzz is one.

Werd, foo!
 

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