Sir, I say, Sir, You Farted Before my Wife!

[Boehlertaught]

This stuff is hilarious.

 

[Boehlertaught]

Follow up post. Just remembered, at every Wannemacher's gun show, my son and I unfortunately blasted by some skunk eating gasafouse. And with the crowds there you never know who does it and you can't seem to escape it.

 

[Glocktogo]

I nailed the wife tonight. She literally stumbled out of the living room choking and gasping. I vehemently told her I didn't want to go out for Mexican last night in the 16 degree weather. All I wanted was to go home and cozy up inside a handmade quilt, BUT NO, she just HAD to have enchiladas! So I doubled up on the re-fried beans and had the leftovers for lunch today.

Vengeance is a dish served hot and gassy if you ask me!

 

[BMPregler]

MY two young girls always try to push each other in my "zone", when we are out and about. Sometimes both get the funk. Ahh, love being a dad.

 

[Backstrap]

I'll just leave this here...

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[Danwm]

Well, there is more room on the outside, let it rip.

 

[SoonerP226]

 

[Gunbuffer]

fart jokes

 

[mightymouse]

Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn.
Pistols are drawn and the public farter is reduced to a pile of goo, which is ok. This is really the way things should be.

I do miss IGGY....

 

[Mos Eisley]

One of my war stories from the first gulf war: We were in our chem gear so often, and for long periods, after hostilities began that I decided to test the charcoal pants effectiveness. I made sure everyone around me knew what I was doing. They work.

BTW, they do sell charcoal filtered underwear now. But that's no fun.