Stress (Joke)

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

okietool

Sharpshooter
Special Hen
Joined
Jan 27, 2009
Messages
5,281
Reaction score
2,019
Location
under the rock
Stress

Levels of stress:

You pick up a hitchhiker, a beautiful girl.

Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital , they say she is pregnant & congratulate you that you are going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful,

So then...... you request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are infertile, and probably have been since birth. You are extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 3 kids at home.

NOW THAT'S STRESS
 

Latest posts

Top Bottom