This could possibly be my last night on OSA

[hipshot]

Or anywhere else, My wife is terrified of snakes and I have planted a rubber one under the fridge with a piece of fishing line attached to the front of it , The other end will be taped to the bottom of the fridge door when she goes to bed,
The first thing she does in the mornings is go and get a dt. Dr. Pepper, When she opens the fridge door still half asleep the rubber snake will be pulled out from under the fridge and over her foot!!!! I hope I live thru this?

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Video it!

 

[Subsonic]

Brilliant!

 

[EhlerDave]

Let us know where to send flowers.

 

[BadgeBunny]

And what local charity would you like for me to make a donation to in your name?? LOL

 

[JesseR]

That is just cruel! I feel for the A$$ kicking you'll receive and for your wife's fear of snakes... It's been nice knowing you!

 

[redmax51]

You're a fool,no good will come from this.Nothing but layer upon layer of grief.

 

[Robert871]

dieing for comedy, good man, good man. got any spare ammo you want to will out before you go?

 

[Grendel]

So you've decided to become celibate then?

 

[Biggsly]

Great ideal. Let us know how it goes. Keep your hands up and your chin down. lol