What will you miss during the Apocalypse?

[xseler]

My cache will only last so long and I may have to use some of them like gold bars.

I can see a Twinkie going for 10 or 12 5.56 cartridges...

 

[JEVapa]

My Jura

 

[bigred1]

My Jura

I was like...huh? Had to look that up.

 

[Glock 'em down]

I won't miss anything because I will be in Heaven with my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

Besides, would you really wanna survive the apocalypse? Think about it...scavenging around trying to survive off of nothing like a possum? Eating crap that would make a billy goat puke? Wearing a dead man's clothes to keep warm?

No thanks! Heaven everlasting is where I'm headed! Y'all can keep this ol tattered world.

 

[TedKennedy]

Yes, I'll be happy to stay right here.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

I'll miss OSA.

 

[cowadle]

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

My Jura

Don't have a fancy coffee machine but I do have enough coffee to last for many years...thanks to the prepper wife.

I just realized what I'll REALLY miss... A good Flowjob. I need a Flowjob about once every two or three weeks or I start feeling like a hippy. I'ma need to get me a wind or solar setup so I can keep my Flowbee running.

 

[bigred1]

Don't have a fancy coffee machine but I do have enough coffee to last for many years...thanks to the prepper wife.

I just realized what I'll REALLY miss... A good Flowjob. I need a Flowjob about once every two or three weeks or I start feeling like a hippy. I'ma need to get me a wind or solar setup so I can keep my Flowbee running.

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Keep that thing away from me...

 

[Pstmstr]

Keep that thing away from me...

We need a go fund me to buy you a haircut.