Word to the (not so) wise

[DavidMcmillan]

Just watching afternoon local news program, and want to suggest to anyone that needs the advice. If you are going to enter a life of crime, do not get unique tattoos all over your face and neck…..

 

[Snattlerake]

They are usually quite distinctive.

 

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

A defense attorney once told me "Those guys over there all chained together and wearing orange aren't there because they make good decisions". He was correct, of course.

 

[GlockPride]

I like that they get them. They make them much easier to identify.

 

[THE JOKER]

A defense attorney once told me "Those guys over there all chained together and wearing orange aren't there because they make good decisions". He was correct, of course.

Or they had a shittty attorney

 

[XYZ]

Why can’t I get a job?

 

[dennishoddy]

Why can’t I get a job?

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He really doesn’t want a job. He obviously has money to afford wanting to look like a fawking idiot and be some sort of Internet personality in his own mind.

 

[XYZ]

Then there’s this work of art.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Then there’s this work of art.

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Runner up for teacher of the year right there!

 

[dennishoddy]

Then there’s this work of art.

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Why?