Chicago woman was carrying a gun in her roll of belly fat and...

[HFS]

Two ladies were wounded when a gun went off at a Chicago White Sox game.
One was grazed in the abdomen and the other was hit in the leg.
Now it's reported that the woman with the graze wound brought the gun into the stadium inside her roll of belly fat and the gun going off was a negligent discharge.
(Story called it "accidental discharge".)
https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...-snuck-gun-into-stadium-in-belly/70710099007/

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

That's what you call "rollin' heavy"... Now we have a new term: Fatcidental discharge.

 

[Perplexed]

The ball field is called “Guaranteed Rate Field”???

 

[ForsakenConservative]

So, despite the crime, at least we know they’re eating well.

 

[Adhdferret]

Why wouldn't you use a holster?

You just gonna shove that into a fold? Can you imagine slide bite on that?

Take your spleen

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Bet she also smuggled in hamburgers and hot dogs and forgot which fold it was in.
She fingered the wrong "pocket".
She better use frog lube because of the corrosive tendecies of sweat and skin oils.

 

[RETOKSQUID]

Think Im gonna be sick

 

[Uncle Meat]

Roll her in flour to find the wet spots.

 

[Oklahomabassin]

Think of the friendly TSA inspector. Lol

 

[okcBob]

That’s an impressive pannus.