You obviously haven't learned to grovel to the alternative army. You need reeducation!
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You obviously haven't learned to grovel to the alternative army. You need reeducation!
Come on fellas, use your imaginations.
I better have a bottle in front of me before being the victim of forcible sodomy.
That's what my old boss called "whiskey butt". Drink a bit too much, wake up next to bubba and an achin' in the rectum.
That's what my old boss called "whiskey butt". Drink a bit too much, wake up next to bubba and an achin' in the rectum.
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
I did too. The Sod guy said to be sure to water it in twice a day for the next couple of weeks. I think wetter is better.
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After normal marital coitus, my wife asked me "I wonder what it will be like when we are 80?" To which I replied "I'm probably still going to be trying to stick it in your butt, only I won't be able to see as well, so I won't get as close." We had a laugh.
Sometimes a little extra friction is nice.
Does an animal count???
Oh come on, who among us hasn't had a little oral sodomy with a dead pig?
Gotta die one way or another, that sounds like the best way to go.
