Those of you who know me ...

[OK Corgi Rancher]

I hardly even look at a woman who's not at least mid 50s. I have no interest in younger women. My wife is a tiny little thing and she's 5 years older than me. She just went to visit her daughter in TX. Before she left she mentioned daughter was thinking about another tat. I told her they should both get a belly button piercing...mostly jokingly. She told daughter what I said and daughter told mom she was too old for that. Daughter even said she thought she was too old...she's 37.

Wife came home, walked in the house, lifted up her t-shirt to show me her new belly button piercing and then dropped her shorts to show me her...um...rather skimpy new undergarments. Apparently mom/daughter had a fun day shopping.

Keeper...

 

[OHJEEZE]

Guy I used to work with said "A tattoo is only important to the one getting it, and the one giving it!"

 

[THAT Gurl]

I hardly even look at a woman who's not at least mid 50s. I have no interest in younger women. My wife is a tiny little thing and she's 5 years older than me. She just went to visit her daughter in TX. Before she left she mentioned daughter was thinking about another tat. I told her they should both get a belly button piercing...mostly jokingly. She told daughter what I said and daughter told mom she was too old for that. Daughter even said she thought she was too old...she's 37.

Wife came home, walked in the house, lifted up her t-shirt to show me her new belly button piercing and then dropped her shorts to show me her...um...rather skimpy new undergarments. Apparently mom/daughter had a fun day shopping.

Keeper...

Rotflmao!!

WAY long time ago I told Grumpy about seeing this bodybuilder at a skeet shoot in Chickasha ... I thought he was THE sexiest man I'd ever laid eyes on -- because of his nipple piercings. At the time body piercings anywhere besides your ears were deemed absolute proof you were Satan's spawn -- ESPECIALLY here in Oklahoma.

Anyways fast forward a couple weeks or so and he is REALLY late coming home from work. We were only dating then but I was over at his place watching his kids because it was the weekend and he had to work and his ex- was being ... Well she was being his ex- ...

He comes blowing thru the door, throws himself up against it after he shuts it behind him and says "Have you ever done something and then thought I can't believe I did that??"

Oohhhh-kkkkaaaaaayyyyy ... WHAT did you do??

He reached down, grabbed the hem of his shirt and yanked it up to show me his FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLES!!

And in case you were unaware, certain piercings greatly enhance certain ... activities ... Haha!

 

[El Pablo]

I've NEVER understood people who think they have the right to "ask" someone else to do something (or not do something) to/with their body. Wtf is wrong with people??

Um, it's called getting consent....

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Rotflmao!!

WAY long time ago I told Grumpy about seeing this bodybuilder at a skeet shoot in Chickasha ... I thought he was THE sexiest man I'd ever laid eyes on -- because of his nipple piercings. At the time body piercings anywhere besides your ears were deemed absolute proof you were Satan's spawn -- ESPECIALLY here in Oklahoma.

Anyways fast forward a couple weeks or so and he is REALLY late coming home from work. We were only dating then but I was over at his place watching his kids because it was the weekend and he had to work and his ex- was being ... Well she was being his ex- ...

He comes blowing thru the door, throws himself up against it after he shuts it behind him and says "Have you ever done something and then thought I can't believe I did that??"

Oohhhh-kkkkaaaaaayyyyy ... WHAT did you do??

He reached down, grabbed the hem of his shirt and yanked it up to show me his FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLES!!

And in case you were unaware, certain piercings greatly enhance certain ... activities ... Haha!

I'll take your word for that! Certain ... activities ... are just fine without me piercing ANYTHING!

I'm pretty sure the belly button is the last thing to get a piercing around here.

A tat isn't out of the question...

 

[THAT Gurl]

I'll take your word for that! Certain ... activities ... are just fine without me piercing ANYTHING!

I'm pretty sure the belly button is the last thing to get a piercing around here.

A tat isn't out of the question...

Haha! NONE of my piercings hurt as bad as a few of my tats. Those nerves branching out between your vertebrae along your back are REALLY touchy about being poked over and over in rapid succession ...

 

[wawazat]

Rotflmao!!

WAY long time ago I told Grumpy about seeing this bodybuilder at a skeet shoot in Chickasha ... I thought he was THE sexiest man I'd ever laid eyes on -- because of his nipple piercings. At the time body piercings anywhere besides your ears were deemed absolute proof you were Satan's spawn -- ESPECIALLY here in Oklahoma.

Anyways fast forward a couple weeks or so and he is REALLY late coming home from work. We were only dating then but I was over at his place watching his kids because it was the weekend and he had to work and his ex- was being ... Well she was being his ex- ...

He comes blowing thru the door, throws himself up against it after he shuts it behind him and says "Have you ever done something and then thought I can't believe I did that??"

Oohhhh-kkkkaaaaaayyyyy ... WHAT did you do??

He reached down, grabbed the hem of his shirt and yanked it up to show me his FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLES!!

And in case you were unaware, certain piercings greatly enhance certain ... activities ... Haha!

Hahaha, that's commitment! I started with piercings and grew into tattoos. I like knowing exactly where my pain tolerance is and pushing the lines on it. My wife says that's just a long winded way to say Im a masochistic weirdo, hahaha.

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Haha! NONE of my piercings hurt as bad as a few of my tats. Those nerves branching out between your vertebrae along your back are REALLY touchy about being poked over and over in rapid succession ...

Well no wonder your damn back hurts! Stop poking it...

 

[THAT Gurl]

Well no wonder your damn back hurts! Stop poking it...

Lol ... I had my ink done 7-8 years ago. My artist was aghast when he learned a tree crunched me -- wanted to know if "his" back was okay!

 

[montesa]

So if you can’t see them, like on your back, what do you get out of it? Don’t you just forget it’s there after awhile?