MIne calls me a smart ass...Well, according to my wife, you don't have my kind up there. A horse's ass.
Well you do have a mule, so I guess that will do.
Occasionally cute, but mostly smart (according to my wife.)
Hold on, I'll have to ask my Wife........... Yep just as I thought, I'm just an Ass.
Ass Hole
Ass Hat
Smart Ass followed closely by Dumb Ass
Wise Ass
Oh my favorite All around Ass
100% Ass
**** Ass
Complete Ass
Stupid Ass
Total Ass
All of the above are usually followed by the Customary Sarcastic "Seriously"
Ass Hole
Ass Hat
Smart Ass followed closely by Dumb Ass
Wise Ass
Oh my favorite All around Ass
100% Ass
**** Ass
Complete Ass
Stupid Ass
Total Ass
All of the above are usually followed by the Customary Sarcastic "Seriously"
I've always claimed it's better 2 B A Smart Ass than a Dumb(/Stupid/Silly/Crazy) Ass...& I'd prefer being a Rich A$$ than a Po;/Tight/Broke Ass.
I've not followed this 'Ass' thread lately; but both the Sh!+'s & the FU[k's also seem to have very similarly named 'Family Members' in the English language.
Prob'ly already pointed out,
but just sayin'.
Sweet ass. 
