What kind of toilet paper do you use? Expensive or el cheapo.

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dennishoddy

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I have a roll of biden TP! Have to see if I can find it for a pic.
Available on amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Joe-Biden-Toilet-Paper-Roll/dp/B07SBMGKLH
 

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Used the cheap stuff until I got in touch with my inner self.
You would be a good candidate for the army's one sheet "latrine ticket".

You fold the one sheet in half then in half again. Then you tear off a small sliver of the middle corner so that when the sheet is unfolded, you can insert your finger through the hole. Save that little sliver for it will be needed later. You then with great dexterity wipe with your finger and use the sheet to scrape off any residue, discarding the paper sheet. Then you take that all important sliver of paper and clean out from under your fingernail.
 

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Lol, now this one hits home!! For myself, I have always been the rugged conservative cheapskate. TP was Tp, as long as it cleaned the backside. Heck even leaves and grass in the field in a pinch.
My wife however, is a different story. I ONLY buy Charmin in the green packaging. No matter how many stores I have to go to to find it. Hell hath NO furry like a woman with a sensitive backside and cheap TP.
 

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