Towel. Just got out of the shower.
S&W M&P 9c on my hip.
S&W 49 in my right pocket.
Gerber Folder clipped on cargo pocket.
S&W 6-LED clipped on cargo pocket.
Wallet in my left pocket.
Speed strip in cargo pocket.
Zippo lighter in cargo pocket.
You're overloaded, I'll take that 9c off your hip for you.
Just walked in from the gym; got a S&W 40ve in my gym bag next to me. Now you know why I want that M&P!