New car ONE DAY old and dented!!! Does any one recognize the truck??

[RidgeHunter]

This reminds me of the time I took a gaggle of my daughter and nieces to see the American Idol concert at the BOK Center. After the concert we made our way back to the parking garge and waited to back out with the traffic.

Meanwhile some 40 year old redneck virgin goober and his wife who were parked right next to me in a red truck came back too. When their stupid, slobbering drunk, Idol-loving butts opened the passenger door, it slammed into my mirror. I honked my horn and gave a shoulder shrug which was promptly answered by the drunk idiot of a fool man (and I use the term loosely) coming around the truck and screaming obcinities at me while these pre-teen girls looked on in horror.

I considered getting out and beating him to a bloody pulp until he puked a lung right in front of his ugly wife, but I didn't want to subject the children to further violence than was necessary. I calmly waited for him to finish his 5 minute rant about what he was "gonna do ta me", gave a salute and waited to back out.

If that's any of you guys though, I've already forgiven you so no worries. Next time you might want to consider that the man you're threatening might have a .45 pointed at you below the glass, just in case...

Solid posting. However, in the redneck's defense, if I was at an American Idol concert I would be ohmygodsodrunk and ohmygodsoangry.

 

[XD-9Guy]

Don't buy new cars. If it comes with dents, one more is no big whoop. Who wants to eat that depreciation anyway?

 

[HMFIC]

Solid posting. However, in the redneck's defense, if I was at an American Idol concert I would be ohmygodsodrunk and ohmygodsoangry.

That's a valid point which I did not consider. He got a pass anyway.

If it's any of you fools though, you have fair warning... You won't suffer lightly next time.

Lord knows that if you don't have balls enough to tell your beastly hideous wife that' you're going to the VFW and getting schnockered while she fiddle-farts around with all the Beiber look-a-likes, then you won't stand a chance against a real man like me.

 

[mugsy]

Sorry, catch my edit about it being a 4WD truck and me not really caring.

Also, I got out to look at it while she was in the post office and it really left a superficial scuff at best. I did worse to it that next weekend in the woods. I use my truck like a truck.

If she had put actual dents in it or removed paint, I wouldn't have let it roll off me so easy. I was just annoyed about what a piece of crap she was. A short time after that a cart got me at Atwoods. It's a losing battle trying to keep a daily driver pristine.

RH,

You have an uncommonly level-headed way of looking at these minor mishaps that other people seem to either blow out of proportion or carry as grudges - kudos to you.

 

[KenL]

I've tried a few times to have a nice new car only to be reminded why I sold the last one in short order. I'm pretty anal about my nice stuff, so a nice new daily driver just isn't for me. I love being able to park close with no worries much more than I do having something nice and being distraught every time I park it somewhere. Maybe I'll have something nice again one day, but it won't be something I'd park at Wal Mart.

 

[Jwryan84]

First NEVER buy anything from David Stanley, EVER. That dent was there whn you bought it more than likely. Or your wife ain't telling the whole truth. Tell her you have done everything you can to find the guy and go get it fixed. That's what a good husband would do. That and. Ever buy anything from David Stanley

 

[csmith441]

Thanks for everyone’s comments. Let’s clear a couple things up:
The Dent in the door with the scuff do line up with the truck.
The truck is indeed close enough to do the damage.
The Arkansas tag came with the car. I just left it on.
There were no dents in this car when we bought it. I know, because I bought it and even looked at the car at 6:00am yesterday morning.
I doubt my wife would lie about it.
She took the picture showing how no matter what you do to try to take care of you vehicle some Azz Bag will F*&k with you. People do not respect other people’s possessions. He could have parked the **** boat in the entire other 70% of an open parking lot, but parked right next to a nice car. F*&K Him he needs the S*&t kicked out of him for being a lowlife.
At this Wal-Mart the lawn products are on the far west side and extend all the way to Wendys. She was well past 2/3rds the way out with no one near her.

 

[inactive]

I'll just post this again:

http://www.tax.ok.gov/mvforms/769.pdf

You can take it from here.

That way if you want to pursue something you can, without getting the criticism and having to defend it here.

 

[csmith441]

I'll just post this again:



That way if you want to pursue something you can, without getting the criticism and having to defend it here.

Thanks.

I know everyone here is an expert and thier criticism does not bother me. I am just asking if someone has ever recongized the truck and possibly the boat.

 

[Honeybee]

I wonder how perfect your guns must look.