When I first started dating the beauty that would become Mrs Dumpstick, I pondered a gift to give her.
I didn't want to come on too strong, she was as skittish as a colt. I cogitated long, then settled on a Hbird feeder.
I hung it on her front porch, where she could see it from her favorite chair, and gave her a good supply of premade food..
She loved it.
I am convinced that the gift of the Hbird feeder, combined with my natural charm and Adonis-like good looks, are why she consented to become my better half.
That's my side of the story. Hers may differ.
I didn't want to come on too strong, she was as skittish as a colt. I cogitated long, then settled on a Hbird feeder.
I hung it on her front porch, where she could see it from her favorite chair, and gave her a good supply of premade food..
She loved it.
I am convinced that the gift of the Hbird feeder, combined with my natural charm and Adonis-like good looks, are why she consented to become my better half.
That's my side of the story. Hers may differ.