Mondee, tuesdee… it’s day not dee. Disconcerting not disconcerning. My absolute favorite are people saying they were electrocuted instead of shocked. If you weren’t killed from an electrical shock, you weren’t electrocuted.
"Talk at you later" You don't talk at anyone. You talk to them.
One of the characters in Richard Sheridan's 1775 play The Rivals was named Mrs. Malaprop. She was well-known for this.Adults who fill every sentence with malapropisms: manor for manner, itch for scratch, site for sight, sale for sell, etc. Also people who answer every question with "I don't know, whatever."
malapropism (noun)
- the mistaken use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one, often with unintentionally amusing effect, as in, for example, “dance a flamingo” (instead of flamenco).
Whatcha got?The difference in sale and sell. "I want to sale this pistol."
The difference in sale and sell. "I want to sale this pistol."
What do you have for sell?Whatcha got?
Everything for the write price. LolWhat do you have for sell?
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