first grade home work.

[Traxxis]

Tell him to answer

<=1... and when the teacher asks, it's "less than or equal to one"

**her**

 

[doctorjj]

Not sure why but it reminds me of:

Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None."

Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"

Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."

Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Sure."

Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"

Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."

Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think."

 

[vvvvvvv]

**her**

I didn't see gender mentioned, therefore I went with the gender-neutral pronoun.

 

[lump]

It's only in early math someone can by 7 apples or 32 candy bars and no one is confused as to why this person purchased so many. They can also eat 29 of those 32 candy bars and no one wonders why they don't get diabetes/eat disorder. What I'd give to be a kid again.

 

[twocan]

It's only in early math someone can by 7 apples or 32 candy bars and no one is confused as to why this person purchased so many. They can also eat 29 of those 32 candy bars and no one wonders why they don't get diabetes/eat disorder. What I'd give to be a kid again.

Go stand in the hall.

 

[vvvvvvv]

Go stand in the hall.

That just means more play time.

Oh wait, they've got cameras now.

 

[ArGyLe64]

Here's the answer to your math problem:

 

[been]

Here's the answer to your math problem:

thats halariouse!

 

[FullAuto]

Nobody uses "some" describe a single anything unless it's along the lines of "that Stan is some kind of fool".

I've found when guys say they got some pu$$y, they usually are just talking about one. In fact, if they got more than one, they are usually very specific in how many they got.

 

[HMFIC]

Alfonso didn't see anything and Rory refuses to testify on the grounds that it may incriminate him.