I can so totally see how that could happen.
Notice how things "happened". A totally weak verb like he was passive and things "happened" to him.
He wasn't a participant at all. He was really more of a victim.
Geeze Hobbes. You've never been so patriotic a bunch of cocaine happened to find its way up your nose and some dead hookers happened to end up in your trunk?
Stuff happens, man. Especially if you love your country.