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I can not touch it without pain... :P

Reminds me of a blonde joke...

A blonde woman goes to the doctor complaining of pain all over her body.

She tells the doctor everything hurts.

She touches her forehead as she points to it with her finger, winces in pain and says, "My head hurts", repeats this with her arm and says, "my arm hurts", touches her abdomen and says, "my belly hurts" and finally touches her leg and moans, "even my leg hurts."

She has a tear in her eye and a worried look on her face and asks in a troubled voice, "What's wrong with me, doctor?"

The doctor looks at her swollen finger and says, "Your finger's broken."
 

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