I've run those guys off my property 3 times, my house is 200yrs off the county road. The last two times the guys gets all huffy and tells me I'm going to look at his meat and he's not leaving. I tell him to hold on a sec, I'm going into my house and will be right back. I'll eithe be getting my check book or my .45 1911, up to him to see if he wants to sick around. Well he comes back a few weeks later and the wifey answers the door, tells him no, and he sticks his foot and knee in the door! She tells him that he's really close to loosing that leg and he leaves. All this about 6 months ago, last week I get home to 10 cars, 2 county sherrifs and a meat truck blockaded by two plastic garbage bins. The numb nutz went from our house again, to the two bro in laws and ma in law and did the foot in the door gig again. Wife stopped them with the trash bins, she asked them if they saw all the private drive, no tresspassing signs down the road and the driver sez "yeah, but I chose to ignore 'em!" Wrong choice she tell him and that she's calling the sherriff. He tells her to call anyone she wants and the other dude says to run her over, guess the .45 calibre hole in the section of pipe made them change thier minds! And as a good example of country living and gun controll advocates 1.5 hrs later the deputies show up. Chewed the guys out pretty good, told them that this was their official warning and that next time they come on this property they are fair game and actually stuck around and talked with the family about the strangeness of Calif drivers liscens and Iowa tags and how we should have called the first time they stuck their foot in our door...after we shot their foot off! So no, I won't buy any of their cow that just fell over dead in the pasture steaks.
